havingconversations:

Everyone needs to know that I remember everything

normanbates:

normanbates:

as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first

i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from norman bates but do it

ginger-goddesss:

I went over this guys house and he said my perfume was turning him on and we ended up having sex &it was my 1d perfume like once again one direction coming thru 4 a bitch

joner:

holy shit thank god vine is gone like can you imagine all the vines about fidget spinners

igglooaustralia:

I have never laughed so hard

sirthursday:

Please don’t do that.

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

“why are my college friends always hanging out with me even though I live nearby and never have plans” a autobiography by me

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

gaycatdotcom:

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

You Require the Milkshake

venus-urania:

what do you mean my constant jokes about killing myself are sad and disturbing

organicstunts:

oh my god